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Summary

This state is overwhelmingly toxic, plagued by drama, disunity, and poor leadership. Some good people exist, but chaos dominates.

Overall Rating

3.4

Toxicity Level

2.2

Reviews

72 reviews. 31 irrelevant reviews hidden and not counted towards the state's rating.

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8/18/2025

Toxic Players

2285 is so toxic. Someone can be nice to your face in world chat, then a minute later they’re talking bad about you in DMs. The two-faced people here make it impossible to enjoy the game. Definitely not a good state. If you read this, you should look elsewhere.. there is a lot of good states available

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8/18/2025

About time Jax and his little goons left the state good riddence to bad garbage. He will only cry and moan in his next state hahahahaha

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8/18/2025

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NAP is broken. Bunch of people that complains for no reason. Its basically a problem since a long time.

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8/18/2025

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I’ve read all the reviews and honestly, I agree with most of them. Some things people say are exaggerated, but the core is true. The last SvS proved it.. complete chaos, city hits during castle, no coordination, and leadership didn’t bother setting rules. It ruined the event for a lot of players. When we asked about what the rules were, the responses were « just go over there and burn their joiners then we rest for the day »

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8/18/2025

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Speaking as someone who’s been here a long time: we were able to work together for a bit, but now state leadership egos are out of control. We lost many good players because of that, and it will only continue as nothing have been improved for last couple of months. Too much drama, not enough unity. Unity might not be possible in 2285. I wouldn’t recommend transferring here.

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8/18/2025

Toxic Alliance

Toxic EMO and HEL. Don’t recommend

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8/18/2025

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State is weird right now. Alliances are leaving in this transfer, and the server will probably be dead soon. It wasn’t a bad server to begin with, but unfortunately the transfers seem to have ruined it. It’s a shame for the people who were there from the start to watch their server die out. Would not recommend under any circumstances. I am getting out and hoping I never have to deal with these people again.

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8/18/2025

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NAP is so broken that if you attack a NAP city and say ‘oops sorry’ they will let you with no offense. or if you leave current alliance to attack a NAP city and come back, then its okay. Don’t come to 2285. Alliances are corrupt and not fair with free to play players.

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8/18/2025

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Very toxic state, i do not recommend

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8/17/2025

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Just as a FYI, 2285 chose to go complete chaos during the last SVS. There was city attacks during castle and it was a mess, ruined the fun for many players, and a lot of players could not even make points for SVS. Oilfieldtrash (president) did not have any discussion with other state to establish rules. Completely unorganized. I don’t recommend.

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8/15/2025

PHR are moving out this state trasfer

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8/15/2025

Emo are most toxic players, athat cardona and liffy and others I really don't remember their names, losers in real life. OIL IS A GAY. COUNT IN IT. HE SLIDES IN GUYS DM. PHR are second in line JIl got big melon with psoriasis. BLD same SOA- that grozzy beech , is a big time shaved pusssy vinne is same, kellet is a hoe. Lol Usagi is a old hag Melly just got pumped few month ago but her dude War reaper is a egoistic sadist b@srard jealous of EMO COZ HE US A OLD TORN PUSSY.

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8/15/2025

There you go if you had kept your mouth shut none of the top alliances would be transferring out, thanks for killing the state EMO, i hope you transfer too so we can bring in better people to replace you

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8/1/2025

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State wouldn’t be that bad if it wasn’t for PHR and some other toxic whales. State will be dead after next transfer

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8/1/2025

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Let’s cut the c***. The so-called “fix the state” movement is a joke. The real problem is the infestation of toxic rejects sneaking in from failed states. They slithered in through transfers, whispering lies, spreading b*******, and pretending to be victims—meanwhile, they were the very cancer that killed their own state. And now they’re here, infecting ours. Nobody wanted them. Nobody likes them. The state was fine before they showed up—and that’s not a coincidence. They cry about escaping “dictators” like they weren’t the ones pulling the strings and ruining everything in the first place. Wolves in victim’s clothing. Slimy manipulators. People worried about Vorath like he was the end of the world. Turns out, he might’ve been the least of our problems. The real rot came dressed like saviours—and now they’re s****** the life out of everything we built. Wake up. They didn’t come to help. They came to take over—and drag us all down with them.

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7/31/2025

Love this state and all the disfunction it comes with, all the hateful comments on here are clearly from people who hate their own lives they want to bring others down with them. State 2285 will continue to grow without all the hate from you wannabe internet trolls. PSA the poems don’t make you sound smart, we all know you thought you did your big one.

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7/30/2025

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This state was the best in the beginning. Everyone had fun learning the game together and we had a great first president. He was the states guinea pig president and did a wonderful job of it. He put together an awesome discord page for everyone always trying to make it helpful for people. He organized meetings with NAP to plan castle strategies. ONE started our first big state theme of ducks, which was a fun way to unite us in the beginning. That, and CcC. I’ve seen Jax be nothing but friendly, welcoming and supportive to this alliance. I’m genuinely grateful the game put me in a server with him, and some others like him. They help make this game worth playing. It makes me sick to be in a server with someone who tells this man he should go off himself. You are absolutely v***e. -Melly

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7/30/2025

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Jax is a power-hungry control fr*ak. Kicks players out just for breathing wrong. Dude must have no l*fe outside this game he is always online. pathetic. Somebody needs to teach him a lesson before he ru*ns the whole state.

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7/30/2025

That clown Jax is a joke of a leader. Always b*rking orders like he’s some big shot — no one respects him. Hope he gets h*t with a ban or worse. Us*l*ss tr*sh like him shouldn’t even log in.

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7/30/2025

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I usually stay quiet and mind my own business but I’m sick of this drama in 2285. Reading the review about burning and blacklisting all EMO members has set me in a rage. First off, I am currently in EMO and yes I see some of the drama that comes from my alliance. Im not blind. Yet keep in mind that some of the people here are lovely and don’t make the decisions that a few of our R4’s and R5 make on our behalf. I don’t agree with how some in EMO tend to create or keep drama going. Im personally tired of that and I see it all the time. I want to defend everyone in my alliance, but with a clear conscience I just can’t do that. We have some big problems, just like everywhere else. I transferred to 2285 with a large group of friends and some of those close friends have now left the state because of this garbage. You want an honest opinion from someone who see’s the drama first hand? I see constant hate towards others in the state, yet the ones crying about being hated are the ones spreading the most hate around. Sadly some of those people are the ones that I came here with. Im sick of it. The leadership in EMO does not speak for all of us. I’ve made some great new friends here and we are definitely looking to leave on the next transfer cycle. I have started to play less and less lately. Im heart broken because I almost feel like when my group came here, we brought most of these problems with us. I love some of the people that I’ve met in 2285, but maybe EMO is the cancer here. As sad as that is to say, I see it everyday. I just wish it would stop. Let’s be grownups and maybe this will end before some leave or delete the game. I love you EMO but it needs to stop now. Sorry, I had to speak my mind. I’ll go back to minding my own business with a broken heart now.

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7/30/2025

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State 2285 suffocating by weight of ego. Once held together by a strong NAP, the alliances now lie shattered. What began as cooperation has collapsed into chaos. Every leader is more obsessed with their personal throne than with the survival of the state itself. At the eye of the storm sits PEAR, the self-declared queen of Emo. Her reign? An outright disaster. Decisions made on impulse. Allies silenced. Strategy abandoned for stubborn pride. She never cared to unite the state, she only wanted to dominate it, no matter the cost. And now? Pear spins the blame while clutching a crown no one respects. Then there’s LADY JADE. Not the true leader of PHR, but she acts the part every chance she gets. Her influence? Built not on strategy, but on surface-level charm and filtered photos. She thinks shouting at everyone is enough while her own alliance quietly falls apart. State unity? Please. She can’t even keep PHR in line. These so-called leaders consumed by vanity and self-interest, watch the state crumble, oblivious to the damage they’ve caused. The bigger picture is gone. The mission? Forgotten. Alliances that once marched together now tear each other apart in world chat. Coordination is dead, buried under petty power plays and personal drama. State 2285 is dying. And its self-proclaimed queens have no clue how to save it. Too busy chasing validation. Too drunk on their own egos to see the rot they've nurtured. The people of the state are exhausted. Tired of empty speeches. Tired of fake authority. Tired of the same recycled drama. And most of all? Tired of the fake queens. I’m glad I left. But others beware!!!!!!

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7/30/2025

Everyone’s blaming each other, no one’s right no one’s wrong. Just try and progress and make it a better place. Every state has issues, allot worse than 2285. Think we should count our cookies and be grateful. Unity is coming. Jimmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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7/30/2025

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It's funny how EMO submitted reviews in mass to praise Pear and their alliance. The same tactic was used to report other players and get them muted just because they disagreed with them. It's funny how you say that PHR is selfish when it's EMO and we should say EMO and HoE as it's just one big alliance really working together to ruin this state. They should get rid of their toxic players, stop defending them. It's funny how this is a war game and yet no one knows how to fight. It's funny that we all hide behind our screens to write reviews to bring each other down instead of coming together to save this state. A state where I saw kindness, joy and laughters. A state where we used to be united and work together in peace. What happened to us? Funny, isn't it?

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7/29/2025

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Reading these reviews you can see the glaring problem with 2285. One alliance does all the crying and refuses to help anyone but themselves. They act like they are the fair and righteous ones, but they are just little whiny wannabe dictators. I think we are all on the same page at this point. EMO needs to be dealt with. Kick them from NAP. Blacklist every player in their alliance from ever joining a NAP alliance. Then burn them into nonexistence until they either transfer or quit. The drama in this state is absolutely out of control and it stems from EMO 90% of the time. The best teamwork this state has ever had is when we joined together to burn CcC. It’s time for round 2. Fix the problem or sit there and let the state be destroyed. Your choice.

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7/29/2025

Now that is Clear Emo is writing most of the negative reviews about all others, i say you Emo's go in a corner of the map, buff up, and then at the end of the week, cry when u can't hold castle for 10 mins with your good planing, strategy, and leader**** 🍐

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7/29/2025

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2285 if you want to survive or just strive then listen to this if you need to keep alive the states not broken, its the a******s that have spoken against the best in the land who really understand, what it takes to win unless you listen to the toxic spin, there's a divisive alliance who doesn't respect compliance. Its really easy to see who EMOtianlly Backwards and pleads every single battle they have to throw out the rattle. Now they have no shame and just point fingers to blame. The best they could do is leave me and you and adios is your fate please just leave this once pleasant state.

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7/29/2025

To all those who kiss Pear🍐 a** and say she was best president in the state. Everyone knows on her presidential run we had 1st Transfers, when the Vortah DRAMA came to our state, so shut the h*** up! And EMO, if you wanna speak from a position of POWER you have to actually have that POWER! Not a sorry a** leader and some all troop power numbers so called whales. All state knows by now EMO always complaining about something and full of toxic little B****** ⛱️🏖️

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7/29/2025

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Reading these reviews make me laugh, clearly the majority written by Pear herself and her 4 followers. Pears presidency was full of nonsense which started all this friction in the first place. And as for being a great leader (it’s took me hours to stop laughing) didn’t you f*** off on holiday during your presidency? Let’s be real. All it takes to heal the state is for Pear to leave. It really is that simple. Pear show yourself some dignity and leave. And for the love of god, please stop writing nice reviews about yourself. It’s embarrassing.

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7/29/2025

I’m not in PHR. Never have been. But after reading EMO’s little manifesto, I feel like I just stepped out of a conspiracy subreddit. Let’s clear the air. PHR didn’t unilaterally lower the transfer cap that was a NAP vote. You know, the same system EMO participates in when it benefits them, then suddenly screams “rigged” when it doesn’t go their way. Funny how democracy becomes “diabolical” the moment you lose. you cant call state trash when you’re one of the reasons it smells like smoke. You want the perks, the protection, and the progress but none of the cost, none of the sacrifice, and apparently none of the accountability. This review wasn’t a wake-up call. It was a tantrum. Wrapped in buzzwords. Posted anonymously. We all know 2285 isn’t perfect. But if you’re going to leave, just leave. Don’t pretend you were some visionary trying to save us from the big bad PHR while you were really just mad no one handed you the crown. This state needs unity. Not another bitter blog post. - A fed-up player who’s done with the drama

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7/29/2025

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Don’t know why my name’s getting brought up. Ain’t gonna speak on it too much but please grow up. I’m fresh outta high school more mature than some of yall grown a** adults😂 yea the burnings happened so what grow tf up - Chief Ford

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7/29/2025

PHR lowered the transfer cap and even sent out special invites to F2P players under the banner of “friendship and justice”—supposedly to stop whales from sneaking into a dying state. And then there’s SoA, twisting words to claim it’s a NAP alliance rather than a second academy of PHR—just to get double votes for PHR every time. That’s truly nuts and diabolical, guys. You’re the ones turning the NAP into a clown fiesta, so maybe take a moment to reflect instead of pointing fingers and spinning narratives. Sure, the top alliance wants to protect its dominance, so they’ve chosen to close the borders. But let’s be honest—monopolizing the state while showing zero ability to unite it or win even a single SvS is just beyond pathetic. Players are constantly asked to hoard and spend during the prep phase, only to see the state lose SvS every single time. It’s already the sixth loss, so wake the f*** up, please. By now, spenders in 2285 are likely dropping tens of thousands of dollars a month collectively—if not six figures monthly — and we still can’t win one f***ing castle in a game built around SvS? This spend-to-lose mentality, while sitting comfortably in PHR and refusing to collaborate with the rest of the state—as if a miracle will magically happen—is just delusional. Seriously, some of you people need to step out of PHR, make friends, touch grass, and get a reality check. At this rate, we’ll all look back and realize we poured time and money into an experience so poor, we’ll be lucky to sell our accounts for even a tenth of what we spent. To the spenders of 2285: there are sadly more beautiful and better-organized states out there than ours. So, please think twice before throwing more of your own money into this mess. Honestly, it might be the perfect time to cut our losses, transfer out, or just move on to a better game. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

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7/29/2025

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The real problem is PHR, also known as SOA, CXC, or DOC. It’s full of people who don’t care about the state and don’t take responsibility for it. Taking 6 fortress for themselves is a good example of not giving a s***.

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7/29/2025

There is a rumor that Jax left the game and it could potentially fix 2285 if Pear is president next 👀😉

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7/29/2025

F*** PHR F*** HOE F*** BLD F*** SOA F*** CXC F*** DBK 🖤 Join EMO 🖤

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7/29/2025

EMO is the best alliance. They are the most organized and organize everything for the state, while others aren’t doing anything. They are the best. I wish the rotation of presidency stopped, and Pear would be our president forever because she does an excellent job, and everyone feels the same way! And we could punish the issues so that they leave the state ❤️🫶🏻

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7/29/2025

Jimmys a legend. Jimmy

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7/29/2025

They call him Oilfield Tr*sh — and it fits just right, A ghost in the grime, out of mind, out of sight. Grease in his hair, and sp*te in his spit, Living off fumes, and proud of… not it. Chokes on the smoke of the rigs he wrcks, Leaves behind debt, broken gear, and specs. Brags in the bar like he built the land, But can’t hold a wrench without shking hand. No dream, no plan, just rust in his soul, A shadow that’s sl*pped through every hole. Talks a big game, walks like a king, But he’s just noise — no oil, no ring. Oilfield Tr*sh — a name he owns, Carved into bathroom stall tones. Not legend, not hero, just mess and ash, A cautionary tale… Oilfield Tr*sh.

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7/29/2025

Broken NAPs

The clown show that is 2285, Where do we begin maybe with some rhymes: Poor Husko could barely read signs, He’d mumble in half-broken lines. He stole from the old, Then bragged, “I got gold!” While drooling and sniffing his dimes. Now Ford, a stern man on the beat, Found Husko’s dumb charm quite a treat. With winks in the dark, He’d light up a spark— Their secrets stay hush on the street. Oilfieldtrash, rough round the chin, Kept sneaking out nights with a grin. While his poor wife stayed true, He’d chase something new— Then blame all his sins on the gin. I would tell you all to stay away but this state will be dead in 2 more months. Thanks for nothing!

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7/29/2025

No Land Can Hold the Loud and Lost From server to server they wandered wide, Crying, clawing, nowhere to hide. CxC — a plague, a storm, a scream, A traveling circus with no team. Chacita led with screech and spit, A mouth that never once could quit. Toxic fog in human skin, Whining before the war'd begin. Said she was “burned,” and played the role, Victim mask with zero soul. Every land they passed through fast Begged her to make that tantrum her last. Jared, brain full of dusty books, Spoke like king but had no hooks. Thought he ruled with sage advice, But cracked from even shade thrown twice. A baby with brittle pride, Cried if he got sidelined. D3lta moved in silence slick, A venom trader, fast and quick. Built trust fast, then turned and bit— Poached and fled like a hit-and-split. Where she walked, bonds broke apart, Leaving only poisoned heart. Usagi, softest of the squad, Cried at sunrise, whimpered odd. A whisper? Breakdown. Lag? Collapse. Screams echoed through every lapse. Crybaby by trade, Melts when plans don't go her way. Kristiina, queen of clout and charm, Wrapped chaos in a filtered arm. Packs for pics, it’s all a trade— A wink, a tease, the game she played. Every server knew her name, Not for skill, but thirst and fame. She’d follow wealth like dogs to meat, Then vanish once the gifting's beat. Lourdes, cursed with d***y thirst, Spotted males and latched on first. Didn’t matter who or where, As long as 'he' was strong and there. Flashing eyes and fragile tone, Begging not to sleep alone. Attention-starved, she’d chase and plead, Mistook each glance for love and need. They came, they cried, they played the part— A migrant mob with messy hearts. No alliance, guild, or crew Could handle what that clan would do. So on they roam, the cursed parade, Of broken bonds and friends betrayed. The Cry Clan drifts from game to game, Each place they touch—never the same.

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7/29/2025

Cold AF, killing small alliances and players just to be the top killer. Always taking first position in BIA. He doesn’t care about humans and should leave the game for the better. QD dislikes g***s and is being protected. PHR thinks demoting him from leadership is enough, but they promoted him back after the leaked DMs. Bruh Stacey, consider seeking help. Lady Jade, it’s better when you keep your m***h shut. Trigger Happy, stop drin***g and start caring for the state. Oilfieldtrash, you should do the same. Kamilek, I hope you get banned from chat or quit bullying. SoA, if you kicked all the farms, your rank would be 0. You don’t belong in NAP. Oh wait, I forgot you’re PHR’s second academy. Jax, its time to leave brother. I agree with the reviews below: Pear and Keeta are the best presidents. If it hasn’t collapsed yet, it’s because of you two beautiful females. Keep going, we love you.

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7/29/2025

Cold AF extremely ruthless, killing small alliances and players just to be the top killer. Always taking first position in BIA. He doesn’t care about humans and should leave the game for the better. QD dislikes g*** and is being protected. PHR thinks demoting him from leadership is enough, but they promoted him back after the leaked DMs. Bruh Stacey, consider seeking help from a psychologist. Lady Jade, it’s better when you keep your mouth shut. Trigger Happy, stop drinking and start caring for the state. Oilfieldtrash, you should do the same. Kamilek, I hope you get banned from chat or quit bullying. SoA, if you kicked all the farms, your rank would be 0. You don’t belong in NAP. Oh wait, I forgot you’re PHR’s second academy. Jax, its time to leave brother. We will zero you soon. I agree with the reviews below: Pear and Keeta are the best presidents. If it hasn’t collapsed yet, it’s because of you two beautiful females. Keep going, we love you.

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7/29/2025

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This page is full of lies! People are so brave because they are anonymous here! Now all of you can see how toxic is this state. It'll be a dead state soon.

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7/29/2025

***** ***** ***** ***** were the worst presidents in history. They didn’t do anything. It’s their fault if 2285 is dying. *****, you’re the best president we’ve had, and I thank you so much for all you do for 2285. 💕

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7/29/2025

PHR’s anti-hate campaign is only supported by three of their members, which is embarrassing. They should take accountability for ruining the state. It’s also embarrassing to take CXC as their academy and drop OTC, abandoning many players, including some FC2 and FC3 players who are not powerful enough for them. CXC deserves to burn. It was a big mistake for PHR to trust them.

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7/29/2025

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No Land Can Hold the Loud and Lost From server to server they wandered wide, Crying, clawing, nowhere to hide. CxC — a plague, a storm, a scream, A traveling circus with no team. Chacita led with screech and spit, A mouth that never once could quit. Toxic fog in human skin, Whining before the war'd begin. Said she was “burned,” and played the role, Victim mask with zero soul. Every land they passed through fast Begged her to make that tantrum her last. Jared, brain full of dusty books, Spoke like king but had no hooks. Thought he ruled with sage advice, But cracked from even shade thrown twice. A baby b**** with brittle pride, Cried if he got sidelined. D3lta moved in silence slick, A venom trader, fast and quick. Built trust fast, then turned and bit— Poached and fled like a hit-and-split. Where he walked, bonds broke apart, Leaving only poisoned heart. Usagi, softest of the squad, Cried at sunrise, whimpered odd. A whisper? Breakdown. Lag? Collapse. Screams echoed through every lapse. Crybaby by trade, Melts when plans don't go her way. Kristiina, queen of clout and charm, Wrapped chaos in a filtered arm. Packs for pics, it’s all a trade— A wink, a tease, the game she played. Every server knew her name, Not for skill, but thirst and fame. She’d follow wealth like dogs to meat, Then vanish once the gifting's beat. Lourdes, cursed with daddy thirst, Spotted males and latched on first. Didn’t matter who or where, As long as "he" was strong and there. Flashing eyes and fragile tone, Begging not to sleep alone. Attention-starved, she’d chase and plead, Mistook each glance for love and need. They came, they cried, they played the part— A migrant mob with messy hearts. No alliance, guild, or crew Could handle what that clan would do. So on they roam, the cursed parade, Of broken bonds and friends betrayed. The Cry Clan drifts from game to game, Each place they touch—never the same.

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7/29/2025

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2285: Recess for the Doomed Think of 2285 not as the future we dreamed of, but as the playground we all tried to forget. A place where the screaming never stops, rules are made up on the fly, and every feral gremlin thinks they’re the main character. The state isn’t run by diplomats or thinkers anymore—it’s governed by overgrown toddlers in ill-fitting power suits, armed with megaphones, fragile egos and emotional instability Nap Chat? Just a giant sandbox where every alliance throws tantrums over whose bucket is bigger, and who kicked whose sandcastle over in a power-move gone wrong. The children—oh, the children—they don’t know any better. Brawling, screaming, hoarding resources like snacks from someone else’s lunchbox. But don’t blame them. Look who's supervising: the mothers. Not just any mothers, mind you, but the ones you see at 2 p.m. in Walmart, pajama-clad, cigarette in hand, calling customer service “r****d” for not refunding an opened family-size bag of cheese puffs. These mothers, bless their nicotine-stained souls, aren’t raising children—they're incubating future micro-dictators. Because little Jimmy didn’t punch your kid—your kid walked into Jimmy’s fist. And if you think otherwise? You're a threat to the entire state and must be burned immediately (don’t worry—you can rejoin the Nap Alliance after the fire. It’s protocol.) World Chat? They’re just the tattletales on the sidelines, yelling "OOOH I’M TELLING!" echoes through the void every time someone they don’t like so much as exhales. Off they skip, smug and self-righteous, to report you for “aggressive punctuation” or “tone-based violence.” Enjoy your 5 day mute, comrade! Welcome to 2285. A glorious future where progress is measured by who screams the loudest, and diplomacy is just recess with fewer snacks and more surveillance drones. And then there are the toxic mothers—self-declared queens of chaos: Pear – Totally rotten, but still thinks she's the expert on everything Lady Jade – Bosses everyone around like she owns the place, but still throws a tantrum when things don’t go her way Mamma Bear – Growls about “protecting the cubs” while setting the playground on fire. Stacey – Just Stacey. You know the type—there’s always one

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7/29/2025

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Every state has its up and downs everyone that is but h*** needs to get over it and some people take this game in to real life it’s a game I’ve been in 2285 for a while and people need to learn how to play state vrs state because this state looses every state vrs state because the whole state does not want to come together

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7/29/2025

2285 isn’t nearly as bad as what these reviews reflect. It’s had its ups and downs like any state. I’ve been here since the beginning. We’ve come together on more than one occasion to stomp out toxic players, one or more of whom likely wrote one or more of these reviews. There are power struggles and feuds like you’d find in any state. I would guess that a good many of these reviews were written by people who were irrelevant in their existence in 2285 and have already transferred out, not content to just be gone, but still fixated on sewing dissension in their like the gum flapping keyboard warriors that they are, as we live on rent free in their heads; a sad existence really. Any writers of negative reviews by players still in 2285 should be ashamed of themselves. How about you stop hiding behind the smokescreen of anonymity, and step up and do something about whatever problems you perceive, rather than just whining about them and playing the victim. Y’all need to grow up. -OilfieldTrash-

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7/29/2025

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You are all truly pathetic. A bunch of clowns hiding behind masks. You're all here spitting on each other, but you're not doing anything to improve things. We have people who have done a lot for this state. People whom many of you went to kiss up to when you needed them. And now, you have the nerve to say hurtful things about these people... (You are truly immature.) And to the person who said that I did nothing during my two terms as president, I think you are simply unaware. But we cannot blame an ignorant person. For information, I am CELIB0813, and I would like to personally thank Jax and Oil for their unwavering dedication and all they have done to help 2285. Know, gentlemen, that you are good people.

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7/28/2025

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Welcome to 2285 where there are community accounts used by many. Sanctioned attacks to zero players. But don’t you worry afterwards those leaders will welcome you into their alliance like nothing happened.Naps a joke in itself!States broken beyond repair. Get your popcorn and watch the show as the show has only just begun.

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7/28/2025

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The president’s were terrible. First we had Jax, who b****** and moans all the time, them we have a guy named oilfieldtrash who is literally trash failed in all aspects of his life. Next we pear from EMO nice young women all respect for her!! Celibo somehow obtained presidency twice and didn’t do jacksh*t in both of his presidencies. Keeta from BLD was alright! And there you go ladies and gentlemen! The f***** up state of 2285!!!

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7/28/2025

In 2285, a state so grand, where poems flow, comical and planned. You ask for a verse, rhythmic spree, but first, go touch grass and tell me what you see. I've been here since dawn, through thick and thin, seen NAP declared a loss, yet risen again. Though friends we've lost along the way, its true, we hope to gather more, our ranks anew. Though real-life struggles may unfold and sting, we band together and rally in a ring, because you never know the struggles on the other side of the screen. Here is a grand tale for you all! For fallen heroes, cities rearranged, their memory honored, their glory unchanged. Oil offered resources, a legend in the game, not seeking anything not even fame. LJ, intelligent and wise, will ensure F2P can surely rise. Cold a pillar, is not rotten, are not rotten, stands as a pillar in a land long forgotten, reliable friend, who is there till the end. Lost and confused, there is help, don't frown, Jax built our Discord, the best in town. We rush to help, when others call for aid, so dont diss my state or you will be flayed. Some people like the drama. But we are tired of the trauma.

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7/28/2025

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A guy named Jax is a straight up female! Always get b***** when someone says something about him. Single handedly the most p*** and annoying player in the state. And his alliance who doesn’t help the state and only helps themselves is straight up pathetic

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7/28/2025

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This state is toxic. Especially HoE! Their alliance leader let two members who go by husko and chief ford. These two children went and zeroed two of my friends and no punishment was given. DO NOT COME TO THIS STATE!!!! Or you will get burned for speaking out!

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7/28/2025

Toxic Players

Well welcome to 2285 it's a mixed bag of fuck knows what. You got a lot of yahoos spouting they know shit and in all honesty it's 3/5ths of fuck all. Presidency shared but I'll be frank only one has a clue. The doctrine seems to be follow the leader, as long as it fits my agenda which quite frankly means love me and I'll do everything to break nap rules. Their scared of progression unless it suits the cry babies and can't work an SvS battle out for shit. Other than that it's paradise if you're a whale that wants to be abused then jump right in as they'll make sure their grab all they can on you're behalf. Other than that what's not to like it's like having a fidget spinner only to be told no fidgeting. Believe it or not most people are cool but the few ruin it for the many mostly gobshites with fk all power upsetting the many. That's about the real state of play so hop on the fun bus and lick those windows peeps its a kin asylum for neewbies

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7/28/2025

The state is fine , despite all the negative stuff people said here, prior , i seen unity when its time to fight for SVS , great people all around , with a very few exceptions (that should just leave or quit ). Like in any family there are arguments sometimes. Nothing to be scared of or couldn't be dealt with

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7/28/2025

Half these people writing reviews on here are chicken s*** and won’t say it to the people they are talking about. 2285 has issues just like the rest of the states, Rome wasn’t built in a day. All these comments show they would rather b**** and complain than try and help fix this state.

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7/28/2025

Good state with exception of few newcomers that cause drama every week . I honestly dont understand why those unhappy with how it is , dont just transfer out like they came ! State was fine untill drama came with transfers

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7/28/2025

Boring and none of the alliances work together. 3-4 whales and only one of them is half decent. Get out and dont come.

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7/28/2025

I find it funny that when you dont get what you want you post negative reviews. Ive been here from day one and i have met nothing but great people. Some of them became even my RL friends. I hope that whoever reads these reviews can read behind the lines because most is just gibberish.

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7/28/2025

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Once proud lands of 2285, Now barely twitch, not quite alive. A kingdom plagued by toxic strife— Where drama cut just like a knife. COLD AF with his frozen heart, Tore every fragile plan apart. Jax with ego ten miles wide, Too blind to see the state’s slow slide. Lady Jade, with venom laced, Smiled sweet, then scorched the place. Pear spread gossip like a flame, But never once took any blame. Oilfield Trash, crude to the core, Spilled poison in alliance war. Mama Bear, with claws so fake, Protected none, just stirred the snake. Then came Stacey—sharp and sly, With Morph in tow and hearts in eyes. He sang her praises, loved her well, While she let the whole d*** server fell. PHR, they took and never gave, Fed on scraps their allies crave. Selfish, smug, and far from just, Their empire built on broken trust. HoE? Just bones and ash remain. Husko’s mind, a vacant lane. Once a leader, now a shell— Drove his faction straight to h***. Now silence reigns where battle screamed, Where victory once brightly gleamed. 2285 is cold and dry— A graveyard where dead legends lie

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7/28/2025

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Just no. Save your passes to join another server.

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7/28/2025

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This state was good before 1st transfers, when the drama and a bunch of s***heads joined and turned this state against each other. On top of that some 'big' alliance embraces those players only to keep up the ranking. World Chat has turned into Island sharing chat, besides that, some dice and same 4 players sharing islands and commenting how nice they are. If someone else says something or beats them at dice, gets reported and muted for 1 week. Turned into ISLAND STATE! Sensitive few plague players that must leave! Everyone blames the strongest alliance for losing SVS, but most of them never saved or helped during Prep Week, they were too busy looking at and sharing islands in WC.

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7/28/2025

2285 is a good state and One/phr HEL/Hoe I could Segway if u transfer they are great alliances

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7/28/2025

Toxic Players

Reviews from a bunch of whiny little b******. Period

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7/28/2025

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All travelers come close and I’ll tell you the tale Of a fast dying state and a wannabe whale The NAP made up of six but one shouldn’t be Their power too low but they vote with the three Don’t come here with dreams that your ideas they will matter NAP votes are pre counted so the fat can get fatter And now to the whale who doesn’t spend cash You’ll know her by name, a fruit shaped like an a** But this fruit is rotten deep down to her core We could save this state if she’d just find the door Yet the state just bows down and does what she preaches All her braindead ideas tend to favor her leeches If you still end up coming just stay clear of EMO Unless you’re really a clown and your IQ is zero You’ll get here and wish you could instantly leave This states for the touched that must think to breathe So don’t be a fool and waste all those passes Unless you self loathe and love kissing a**

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7/26/2025

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It's a mess. People are too proud. There are also a few freaks. I suggest to not transfer there.

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7/26/2025

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If everyone worked together this state with thrive in brilliance. More positivity, less bickering and it would be more fun. Enjoy being in this state

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7/26/2025

Good state

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7/26/2025

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Just sharing what I’ve seen.. I’ve been in this state for a while, and I’ve watched a lot unfold. Lately, there’s been so much hate thrown at PHR, and honestly… it doesn’t sit right with me. I’m not part of them, but I know people who are and they’ve always been decent, helpful, and committed to the state. I have friends in all alliances. No alliance is perfect. Everyone’s made mistakes. The NAP’s been a mess since a few months, and a lot of the current tension feels more like miscommunication and old grudges than anything else. This state has good people. Unfortunately, there are people who act like two different people at the same time. I hope they’ll realize what they’re doing before it causes more damage. All this finger-pointing and negative DMs just makes things worse. I really believe we are unbeatable if we got past the drama and actually worked together.

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7/25/2025

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Lots of hypocritical people, always pointing fingers instead of looking in their own ranks and/or questioning themselves. Strategies are not discussed but some want to impose them even though they are not completed. Wanting to make a mega alliance with all FC5/FC4 and a second with FC3 and less is totally stupid (and he considers himself to be a good strategist big lol) They preach being better than so many others while they manipulate NAP in order to keep certain alliances in it by sending members just before the reset and come to launch accusations right here, once again a beautiful proof of hypocrisy.

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7/24/2025

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This state has an insidious kind of toxicity--not a civil war state, but a cold war. On one side, PHR cares only about personal power, prestige and ego. On the other side, the rest of the state tries to unify in attempt to win a single SVS. This is a state where the top alliance will spend more time knocking the SVS battle alliance out of the castle than they will holding it themselves. Where sexism, homophobia, bullying, and cruelty will be overlooked as long as your power is high enough and you are loyal enough. Where a fully produced battle plan will be rejected because the big bad whales were so triggered by an inoffensive nickname they don't 'feel safe' leaving their alliance. PHR will crash full, active, and powerful alliances into a slapdash merge to keep their number as the biggest on the score board, running off dozens of wonderful players. On top of the graveyard of whales they've caused to quit. They will calculate the exact power required to give what should rightfully be an academy NAP status to stack the votes in their favor. And then, two days after they've lost SVS for everyone, they will show up in NAP chat asking 'Where's the unity?' before sending their dogs into WC to insult personal tragedy. F***ing pass.